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"A Good and Thorough List of Lists: An Excerpt from the 1788 Edition of the New American Almanac of Facts Continental"
1. A list of dogs
2. A different list of dogs
3. A list of animals first thought to be dogs, but quickly found to be small bears
4. A list of good names for dogs starting with A.
5-29. Several Lists of good dog names starting with letters B-Z, exempting H
30. A rather brief list of bad names for dogs (All letters).
31. A list of all available taxons of the common eel, containing three separate types of eel.
32. A list of letters not commonly used, including those of the Spaniards (ñ, é, î, œ etc.)
33. A list of red fruits
34. A list of non-red fruits
35. A list of blue fruits (Note, Some overlap between lists 34. and 35.)
36. A list of things to say to people upon first meeting them ("Hello." Also, "Hey")
37. A list of all the ways to hurt a person.
38. A list of all the ways to hide.
39. A list of possible ghost sightings (excerpt: "And, lo, a great and terrible spectre of dimensions unearthly did indeed hang so moribund above my bed for nigh on an hour. And face to face with its eldritch countenance I did realize that my life was unfortunately without lists, and was thus without lists of lists.")
40. A list of evenings in which ghosts were not sighted.
41. A list of newts.
42. A list of cats.
43. A list of kittens (Easily the superior list, in this editor's opinion)
44. A list of feelings people have when they are cold (Furious, cold)
45. A list of different ways to cry, including several instructive diagrams.
46. A list of theoretical birds (Cat-Bird, Dog-Bird, Bird-Bird (The SuperBird))
47. A list of cane-based sports (Hit Canes, etc.)
48. A list of undiscovered islands that the author intends to discover
49. A list of things the author has in his pockets (buttons, string, air)
50. A list of rocks
51. A list of grasses, shrubs and fish
52. A list that is actually just one item, and that item is the word PROBLEMS in bold faced type
53. A list of shirts, including pants.
54. Scientific Inquiry has proven that no further lists are possible at this time.
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